Soda

coke is better than pepsi and sierra mist is better than sprite

Sexism/Racism

I can't call you a negro? Then why do you accept money from the Negro College Fund?

I can't say women are worse...
but this is certainly encouraged!
"Never hit a lady"
"Ladies First"

dah...

___________

NAACP -- Curt

National association for the advancement of colored people

ya... that needs some changing

Gloriousness and Glory - Kinger (roberto le)

Two very underused words. You want to know why? Because being glorious should be all of our ultimate goals. I mean, obtaining glory is really what life is all about. I go to school so I can get a job to make money to become powerful to gain glory. I do and say funny things to gain glory for myself. It's all a chain that goes directly to glory and gloriousness. Unfortunately, many people fail and do not achieve glory. There are few people who can reach the status of "Glorious Individual." One who obtains that honor has truly accumulated quite a lot of glory in his or her life. Someone who is glorious is usually someone with a lot of "pep" or is just very funny and passionate. Who doesn't respect someone with energy like that? A glorious person is always someone who is their own person and is a true individual. A great example of a glorious man is Mr. Jim Canning. He has gathered much glory for his fantastic personality and attitude. Congratulations JC on the honor.

Igloos

They are a necessity.

Entheogens

Whats wrong with them?

oh right society and all that...
at least you all have bosshonia - entheogenic use is encouraged.

i like using words you don't know, so you end up using WIKIPEDIA to figure out what im talking about. it also encourages the enlightenment of all the people.

The Holy Intruments

1. The fiddle, mijn vriend.
And number two you may ask?
H
A
R
M
O
NICA.

3. The tible. Or the oboe.

3.32473320 - The Ukelele, if wAles are playing it.

4. The Sitar - especially played by Ben Prout, The Current Earl of Bosshonic offshore colonization.

These all actually hold equal value in Sanctity. Any whom wish to form a band with these instruments with percussion perhaps added, would indeed show all the characteristics of the most boss band in history.

Hummus - Curt

Why would one ever eat hummus?

Discussion 2.1

The Induction of A New Saint

Ari Gold has had his status increased to Sainthood. Any videos of him on this post directly decided to the decision as such.

The Organization of Bosshonia

As you all may know, their is a hierarchy in Bosshonia.
It is laid out as such.

The Statesman - The official elected by the Council to represent Bosshonia politically and internationally, as well as to provide legal and statistical support.

The Governor - The official elected by the Council to oversee all posts, all information regarding posts, and the admission of new writers. The firing of a writer is also overseen by the Governor.

The Chairman of the Council - The official elected by the Council to conduct meetings, who holds the most authority in meetings, and decides the vote on ties within the council.

The Council - Those brought in by the current Council to be added to the Council. One cannot be ejected from it. It is also made up of the statesman and the governor.

The Saints - Those chosen to be considered Holy by all Bosshonians, whom deserve the utmost respect for their accomplishments and or writing ability. They may be consulted by council members for important decisions, but do not actually serve on the council.

The Stoolman - A post held indefinitely: essentially a secretary (but a male).

Discussion 1.4 - sorry the last one sucked

i'd also like to say that i love cheezits

Discussion 1.3

i also have a treat from guest writer daskies for you.

here it is.

Religion and Magic
The only real difference between religion and magic is that in religion, a god or spirit or whatever you want to believe performs miracles, and in magic, "regular" people perform miracles. So all you evangelicals who think Harry Potter is the devil, you're hypocrites.
What makes someone a god? Maybe I'm a god...maybe Dottie Jones (though she claims to be a spirit) is a god. So, why is magic soo unbelievable while religion is a major part of almost every culture? Fuck conformity, magic is my religion.

Mini Vans and Subarus

who the fuck would ever buy a mini van

and subarus shall now be referred to as lesbarus, as they are the official automobile of lesbians

My Nightly Experience

Discussion 1.2

government decides that teens will be able do live above the influence without commercials during the economic recession - Maxwell Hienda Ocaña Cohen

I've recently noticed a lack of ridiculously uninformative and blatantly untrue anti-drug commercials. Which is good because the commercials are all complete bullshit. For instance...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhjwUR2SeAE
The down side to these commercials not being aired anymore is that they are absolutely hilarious. Talking dog...weed...excellent combination.
Take a look at this one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T23C1YmQCE
These videos are just absurd propaganda and if you believe them you're an idiot. High for a night, slow for a month? I'd like to see the drug council's proof that smoking ganja makes you "slow" for a month after smoking it once. As I said these commercials do provide some entertainment so they're not all bad.

"OMG I'm Going to Fail" - Kinger

"I'm going to fail"


That is the most ridiculous thing to hear any person say a million times before tests, exams, etc. You are clearly not going to "fail" when you spent all last night studying because clearly you care a shit load. All us people who wish to keep our heads clear and stress-free do not want to fucking hear about how you think you're going to fail. Here are some examples of pre-exam/test comments

"OH MY GOD I DIDN'T STUDY AT ALL.. I AM GOING TO FAIL MY [regular 9th grade] SCIENCE EXAM!!! MY LIFE IS RUINED!!!!" - GA student

"I AM SO FUCKED I DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING" - Brunswick student

"Dude I didn't study at all last night...I'm gonna fail (trying to sound cool like you don't care)" - Dumbass

Anyways, it's just fucking stupid to worry yourself a shit load RIGHT before the exam. Over-stressing will ultimately make you worse than if you just keep it cool. I am tired of literally twenty people telling me they need to do some last-minute cram studying because they're gonna fail. You are not going to fail. If you are a decently smart individual you cannot study and still do relatively well. So if you tell me "I'm going to fail!" before an exam, I expect you to come to me afterwards with an exam with a big F on it or a number under 60. If you show me like a fucking 90, you have just proved my point.

Languages

The official language of boss-hoss-onia is catalan.

the secondary language is english.

the third language is the clicking language. french and spanish are the 4th and 5th.

Discussion 1.1

Outcome of the Inauguration

"Epic"

Whenever someone says something is epic, they're really saying whatever there talking about should have a long poem similar to Beowulf written about it.

this fucking blog is epic

Fucking Facebook - Curt

Can anyone fucking read that. I sure as hell can't its ridiculous. It seems like some sort of social experiment to see if anyone in the world can read things in extreme bold with lines running through it - Logical, i know. Well if you ever want to make a hilarious youtube link or this boss-hoss blog your status on facebook you should probably learn how to read this cyptic language. Perhaps Ruffa could help

Inauguration - Curt

I write this while the inauguration is taken place. I'm not watching it. No one really cares about it unless you're an idiot and think instant change my occur or you think that he might get shot. The fact of the matter is I'm pretty drunk right now

Bulgaria is a toilet

Recently a piece of art was created representing each of the countries in the EU. That is the European Union for all those who don't give a shit about europe. Anyways, each country was portrayed in its own stereotype, in the Entropa Display, which i personally find hilarious.
So, what is the stereotype of Bulgaria you may ask?

Apparently its a toilet. Heres a picture.

Unfortunately, political correctness is still a virus that plagues the world. The EU has censored this piece of art by covering it with a black cloth. :(

source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_pictures/7827747.stm

why larry fitzgerald is a mothafuckin boss - robb

1. He has dreads
2. He is a freak of an athlete and is 6'3" 225
3. He is the sole reason why the cardinals reached the super bowl
4. He owns db's like it's his fucking job, because it is his job
5. He beat the Eagles

Centsports - Curt

Centsports.com is the most BOSS thing ever. They give you 10 cents, of real money to bet on sports, and hobbies like baseball. Everytime you lose your ten cents (it happens a lot) they just give you ten more cents. If you're good at it and get up to 20 dollars they give you the option of "cashing out." Basically, they send you a check with your name on it. http://www.centsports.com/?opcode=199740 or http://www.centsports.com/?opcode=375586   is the link you need to go to. Set up an account in 15 seconds and start betting. Also click on their advertisements occasionally, it's how they make their money.

Ruffa has an account

Masturbation as it applies to Exam studying weekend - Chip and Curt

As stress increases over the Exam studying weekend everyone seeks a way to relive this stress. Some people yell at other people, some people yell at RUFFA, others masturbate... a lot.

Joe Biden Is Dead - Curt

Not freaking out? - you're not alone. We all must realize, although he is barely half black, Obama very well may be killed. When this happens everyone will freak out and a few might cry (RUFFA). We also all know what Obama's death would mean. Vice President Joe Biden would be our president. That, my friends, is something to freak out about. I can almost promise you someone will kill him.. I mean let's be serious. The funny thing about his death (ironic) is that no one would care. The man who killed him would probably be charged more harshly for owning the gun then for killing him. The Gov't might even thank him. His family, would probably throw a party. Finally, Nancy Pelosi would step into power, and Joe Biden will from then on be known as "That guy who was president for 15 minutes"

Mohammad Update

there you have it. the video i promised. and here is your photo

Thing That Are Boss Hoss - Curt

Straw hats, walking sticks, task forces, world domination, anything Mr. O has ever done, anything deemed badass by Mr. O, stickies, camel.mac.blogspot.com, owning your own island, Ala Wales' comfy sweatshirt, chopping down trees... with your hands, snowmobiling, man vs. wild, RUFFA. Wikipedia is the most boss hoss thing in the world

The Prophet Mohammad

Once i figure out how to use the technology etc, i plan on drawing a picture of the prophet mohammad, taking a video of the process, and then posting it. i will also post the picture. i have no idea how to do this yet, so it may take a while. but be patient, the reward will be all the greater.

Welcome Homies

This is offcially the most boss blog you've ever been to. I'm just gonna be boss hossin' it up, and posting absolutely ridiculous, hopefully very controversial things. If you have any ideas, definitely tell me about them, i can't imagine much that i won't accept graciously. I mostly got the inspiration to blog from camel and paul rabil. If you have interest in either of these men, check their blogs. okay. if you read this blog often hopefully you'll sometimes laugh, sometimes be super pissed off, and sometimes agree. Anything written by me shall remain unchanged after the title, anything written by other epic writers shall have there name after. peace