"OMG I'm Going to Fail" - Kinger

"I'm going to fail"


That is the most ridiculous thing to hear any person say a million times before tests, exams, etc. You are clearly not going to "fail" when you spent all last night studying because clearly you care a shit load. All us people who wish to keep our heads clear and stress-free do not want to fucking hear about how you think you're going to fail. Here are some examples of pre-exam/test comments

"OH MY GOD I DIDN'T STUDY AT ALL.. I AM GOING TO FAIL MY [regular 9th grade] SCIENCE EXAM!!! MY LIFE IS RUINED!!!!" - GA student

"I AM SO FUCKED I DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING" - Brunswick student

"Dude I didn't study at all last night...I'm gonna fail (trying to sound cool like you don't care)" - Dumbass

Anyways, it's just fucking stupid to worry yourself a shit load RIGHT before the exam. Over-stressing will ultimately make you worse than if you just keep it cool. I am tired of literally twenty people telling me they need to do some last-minute cram studying because they're gonna fail. You are not going to fail. If you are a decently smart individual you cannot study and still do relatively well. So if you tell me "I'm going to fail!" before an exam, I expect you to come to me afterwards with an exam with a big F on it or a number under 60. If you show me like a fucking 90, you have just proved my point.